The absolute worst things in the world.
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Going nowhere
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- friend: what if we never met?
- me: your life would suck.
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- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
- One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
- Me: do you want a list
- Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
- Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
About Going nowhere
Irish. 17. Junior. Bitch.
